Funny one liners...

A local newspaper ran a competition

asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line...
but the least romantic second line. Here are
some of the entries they received.



I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.



Roses are red, violets are blue,sugar
is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, theviolets
are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.



Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not



I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of
your face



I love your smile, your face, andyour
eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



My darling, my lover, my beautiful
wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life



I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming



My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way


My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"